𝗔 𝗰𝗼𝗻𝗺𝗮𝗻, 𝗮 𝗽𝗲𝗱𝗼𝗽𝗵𝗶𝗹𝗲 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗮 𝗳𝗲𝗹𝗼𝗻 𝘄𝗮𝗹𝗸 𝗶𝗻𝘁𝗼 𝗮 𝗯𝗮𝗿...

[Nomad]

...."Here alone today, Mr. trump?" asks the bartender

 

[Yakuda]

...."Here alone today, Mr. trump?" asks the bartender

"No I got my buddy Brandon with me" Trump says. "Get him a Shirley Temple. Hes looking for kids to rob his legs and to grope little girls". Stfu I'd calk you a retard but I'd hate to offend the retards.

 

[Nomad]

"I got my sack-licker buddy Yakkity Yak with me" trump says. "Get him an empty glass and I'll fill it up with my piss. He's looking for any of my bodily fluids he can get".

Stfu I'd call you a retard but I'd hate to offend the retards.

 

[Yakuda]

Stfu I'd call you a retard but I'd hate to offend the retards.

Can't even come up with your own insults. You poor stupid fuck

 

[Nomad]

Can't even come up with your own insults. You poor stupid fuck

You're not worth the effort, you worthless redneck goober fuck.

 

[T. A. Gardner]

... The bartender looks up at them. "Oh, I didn't know the Democratic National Convention was in town!"