Agreed. Cue the Fast Food Wars starring Chik-Fil-A.
Disagreed on "absolutely". Yes, whoever thought it was a good fucking idea to give a nearly immortal, soulless entity the same rights as an American citizen should have been hung the same day.
The problem the Republicans are facing is they don't like the results of democracy. Therefore, they've gone even more authoritarian than the Democrats. This isn't working for them but they refuse to change course.
At least in public.

In the end, I think it'll all work out. Trump has brought out the dark underbelly of America. Let's see what most Americans want to do about it.